00:00:01:18 00:00:03:08 (SINGING)਀　　㨀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㌀ 䘀刀夀㨀 ⠀圀䠀䤀匀倀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀ 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 搀攀猀椀爀攀 愀渀搀 爀攀愀氀椀琀礀⸀
00:00:08:10 00:00:09:16 LAURIE: A bit.਀　　㨀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㈀ 䘀刀夀㨀 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 昀愀挀琀 愀渀搀 戀爀攀愀欀昀愀猀琀Ⰰ
00:00:13:04 00:00:17:23 madness, lies, lies, lies...਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䄀 戀椀琀⸀
00:00:19:15 00:00:22:23 FRY: I hate you, I hate you and yet...਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㐀 䤀 栀愀琀攀 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀
00:00:25:01 00:00:26:03 (FRY SOBBING)਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　　㨀㌀　㨀　㄀ 䄀猀 氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ 爀愀最攀 愀渀搀 愀挀栀攀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 攀愀爀⸀
00:00:35:06 00:00:38:14 Pretension by Fry and Laurie.਀　　㨀　　㨀㐀㠀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㈀㨀　㐀 匀琀爀愀渀最攀猀琀 琀栀椀渀最Ⰰ 爀攀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
Tony's off to lunch again.਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㔀㨀　㠀 䤀 猀眀攀愀爀 琀栀愀琀 洀愀渀 最攀琀猀 攀愀爀氀椀攀爀 愀渀搀 攀愀爀氀椀攀爀
every time.਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㐀 䠀攀✀猀 最漀渀渀愀 洀攀攀琀 栀椀洀猀攀氀昀
having breakfast one day.਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㤀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　　㨀㈀㔀 夀漀甀 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 漀氀搀 昀攀氀氀漀眀㼀
00:01:01:21 00:01:04:22 Oh, I'm... Yes, yes, sorry, I'm just...਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀ 一漀Ⰰ 挀漀洀攀 漀渀Ⰰ 挀漀洀攀 漀渀⸀ 圀栀愀琀攀瘀攀爀 椀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 漀甀琀 眀椀琀栀 椀琀⸀
It can't be that bad.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀　 䤀⸀⸀⸀ 䤀 樀甀猀琀 挀愀渀✀琀 栀攀氀瀀 昀攀攀氀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ
00:01:12:03 00:01:14:22 you know, my life is grey and hopeless.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀　㨀　㈀ 䜀爀攀礀 愀渀搀 栀漀瀀攀氀攀猀猀㼀 䜀爀攀礀 愀渀搀 栀漀瀀攀氀攀猀猀㼀
Whatever do you mean?਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀　㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 氀漀漀欀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 昀甀琀甀爀攀Ⰰ
and what do I see?਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 欀渀漀眀⸀ 圀栀愀琀 搀漀 礀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀
00:01:26:00 00:01:29:18 Just the blank rolling of the years,਀漀渀攀 愀昀琀攀爀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ 氀椀欀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:01:30:11 00:01:33:16 Like grey, hopeless waves਀戀攀愀琀椀渀最 愀最愀椀渀猀琀 洀礀 戀爀愀椀渀
00:01:33:18 00:01:36:11 until the blood runs out of my ears.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㐀 伀栀Ⰰ 挀漀洀攀 漀渀 渀漀眀⸀
00:01:38:06 00:01:42:04 Look at you, you've got a lovely wife.਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 愀 眀椀昀攀⸀
00:01:42:10 00:01:45:22 You've got a very pleasant house,਀琀栀爀攀攀 氀漀瘀椀渀最 最漀氀搀昀椀猀栀⸀⸀⸀
00:01:45:24 00:01:49:18 Oh, I know, I know. But...਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 搀漀攀猀 椀琀 洀攀愀渀㼀
00:01:50:00 00:01:52:25 You know, we live in a doomed world.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㤀 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀渀猀攀渀猀攀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 搀漀 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ ✀✀搀漀漀洀攀搀✀✀㼀
00:01:56:11 00:02:00:23 Nobody likes anybody any more.਀一漀戀漀搀礀 挀愀爀攀猀 愀戀漀甀琀 愀渀礀戀漀搀礀 漀爀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:02:01:17 00:02:06:08 People go around hitting and stealing਀愀渀搀 猀琀愀戀戀椀渀最 愀渀搀 椀渀猀甀氀琀椀渀最⸀
00:02:07:05 00:02:11:06 Cities are unbreathable,਀琀栀攀 挀漀甀渀琀爀礀猀椀搀攀✀猀 愀 瀀漀椀猀漀渀漀甀猀 洀攀猀猀⸀
00:02:11:08 00:02:14:10 You can get beaten up by a 1 2-year-old,਀愀渀搀 爀椀瀀瀀攀搀 漀昀昀 戀礀 礀漀甀爀 渀攀椀最栀戀漀甀爀⸀
00:02:14:12 00:02:17:07 Well, I grant you, things aren't perfect,਀戀甀琀 䤀 洀攀愀渀⸀⸀⸀
00:02:17:09 00:02:20:16 There are no certainties any more,਀椀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 戀愀琀琀氀攀 氀椀渀攀猀⸀
00:02:20:22 00:02:24:15 There's no pleasure in anything,਀攀砀挀攀瀀琀 椀渀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 搀爀甀渀欀Ⰰ
00:02:24:21 00:02:29:03 or high on dangerous drugs਀猀甀瀀瀀氀椀攀搀 戀礀 洀愀渀椀愀挀猀 眀椀琀栀 洀愀挀栀椀渀攀 最甀渀猀⸀
00:02:29:06 00:02:32:23 Well, it's a grim old world, all right,਀戀甀琀 猀甀爀攀氀礀 椀琀✀猀 愀氀眀愀礀猀 戀攀攀渀 氀椀欀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:02:33:00 00:02:36:17 I mean, films and music are crap, books are crap.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀　　 匀琀爀攀攀琀猀 愀爀攀 猀漀 昀甀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 挀愀渀✀琀 眀愀氀欀 椀渀 愀 琀漀眀渀
without getting pushed off the pavement.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㐀 刀漀愀搀猀 愀爀攀 甀渀甀猀愀戀氀攀Ⰰ 琀爀愀椀渀猀 愀爀攀 愀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 樀漀欀攀⸀
00:02:45:20 00:02:50:11 The politicians are so feeble-minded and gutless,਀礀漀甀 挀愀渀✀琀 攀瘀攀渀 栀愀琀攀 琀栀攀洀⸀
00:02:52:21 00:02:55:23 Even sport isn't that much fun any more, is it?਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㠀 夀漀甀 猀洀椀氀攀 愀琀 猀漀洀攀漀渀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 猀琀爀攀攀琀Ⰰ
you're either knifed in the kidneys,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㌀㨀　㄀㨀　㜀 漀爀 甀瀀 椀渀 挀漀甀爀琀 昀漀爀 爀愀瀀攀⸀
00:03:02:16 00:03:07:05 Looking at a newspaper is like਀漀瀀攀渀椀渀最 愀 昀漀氀搀 漀昀 甀猀攀搀 氀愀瘀愀琀漀爀礀 瀀愀瀀攀爀⸀
00:03:07:18 00:03:11:06 You turn on the television,਀礀漀甀✀爀攀 猀瀀爀愀礀攀搀 椀渀 挀漀氀漀甀爀攀搀 瘀漀洀椀琀⸀
00:03:11:15 00:03:13:25 It's frigging useless, isn't it?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㜀 圀攀✀爀攀 搀漀渀攀 昀漀爀⸀
00:03:15:19 00:03:18:04 We're shagged. We're absolutely shagged.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀　㨀　㌀ 䤀琀✀猀 最爀攀礀 愀渀搀 栀漀瀀攀氀攀猀猀⸀
00:03:20:12 00:03:24:13 No pleasure, no prospect, no future, nothing.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀　　 䨀甀猀琀 最爀攀礀Ⰰ 栀漀瀀攀氀攀猀猀 栀攀氀氀⸀
00:03:28:23 00:03:32:07 -Jesus.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 䌀栀爀椀猀琀 䨀攀猀甀猀⸀
00:03:33:02 00:03:36:08 We're dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 昀椀爀猀琀 漀昀 愀氀氀Ⰰ 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀 愀渀搀 䤀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀
to welcome you to a brand-spanking-new series਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㠀 漀昀 䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀Ⰰ
00:03:45:10 00:03:49:20 the show that tries to put a bit of jolliness back਀椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 搀愀爀欀攀爀 挀漀爀渀攀爀猀 漀昀 洀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀Ⰰ
00:03:49:22 00:03:51:08 -but doesn't.਀ⴀ䴀洀洀⸀
00:03:51:15 00:03:53:09 Yes, I'd...਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㌀ 䤀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 愀搀搀 洀礀 漀眀渀 椀渀搀椀瘀椀搀甀愀氀 眀攀氀挀漀洀攀Ⰰ
on a more personal note,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㔀 猀攀瀀愀爀愀琀攀 愀渀搀 搀椀猀琀椀渀挀琀
from my colleague's joint welcome,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㐀㨀　㈀㨀　㜀 眀栀椀挀栀 䤀 愀氀眀愀礀猀 琀栀椀渀欀 椀猀 愀 戀椀琀 猀琀椀昀昀Ⰰ 戀椀琀 昀漀爀洀愀氀⸀
00:04:02:21 00:04:06:05 Uh, you know, my welcome's਀爀攀愀氀氀礀 樀甀猀琀 愀 戀椀琀 漀昀 愀渀 漀氀搀 ✀✀䠀椀⸀✀✀
00:04:06:22 00:04:08:21 Sort of, just... Just, ''Hi.''਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㔀 䨀攀猀甀猀⸀
00:04:11:17 00:04:15:18 So, the choice of welcomes on BBC television,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㤀 椀琀✀猀 攀椀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ ✀✀䜀漀漀搀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 氀愀搀椀攀猀 愀渀搀 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀Ⰰ✀✀
or it's...਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 䠀椀⸀
00:04:20:17 00:04:23:05 FRY: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.਀伀栀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀爀攀 瘀攀爀礀 欀椀渀搀⸀
00:04:23:07 00:04:25:17 How very sweet. Thank you so much.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㐀 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀ 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:04:27:16 00:04:32:03 Well, now my colleague and I would like਀琀漀 椀渀琀爀漀搀甀挀攀 猀漀洀攀 最甀攀猀琀猀
00:04:32:05 00:04:35:05 onto the A Bit of Fry and Laurie programme.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㠀 吀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 吀栀攀礀✀爀攀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 戀攀 瀀漀瀀瀀椀渀最 椀渀
and out over the next half-an-hour or so,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㤀 昀攀琀挀栀椀渀最Ⰰ 挀愀爀爀礀椀渀最Ⰰ 栀愀渀搀椀渀最 爀漀甀渀搀 戀漀眀氀猀
of nuts and raisins during the quiet portions.਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㜀 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀 昀椀爀猀琀 漀昀 琀栀漀猀攀 最甀攀猀琀猀 椀猀Ⰰ
well, will you please welcome,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㄀ 挀漀漀欀Ⰰ 昀愀琀栀攀爀 漀昀 渀椀渀攀Ⰰ 挀漀漀欀 愀渀搀 愀洀愀琀攀甀爀 挀栀攀昀Ⰰ
00:04:52:03 00:04:53:24 yes, it's John Bird.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ䨀漀栀渀Ⰰ 眀攀氀挀漀洀攀⸀
-Thank you, great to be here.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㤀㨀　㘀 䤀琀 椀猀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀 圀攀 眀攀爀攀 樀甀猀琀 猀愀礀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:05:09:08 00:05:11:05 -So much better than being over there.਀ⴀ䘀刀夀㨀 夀攀愀栀⸀
00:05:11:07 00:05:15:04 John, tell the ladies and gentlemen਀眀栀愀琀 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 甀瀀 琀漀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 瀀愀猀琀 ㌀　 礀攀愀爀猀Ⰰ
00:05:15:06 00:05:20:00 and what plans you've come up with਀昀漀爀 琀栀攀 爀攀猀琀爀甀挀琀甀爀椀渀最 漀昀 洀漀搀攀爀渀 䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀⸀
00:05:20:02 00:05:21:22 -Well...਀ⴀ夀漀甀✀爀攀 愀 匀愀最椀琀琀愀爀椀愀渀Ⰰ 椀猀 琀栀愀琀 爀椀最栀琀㼀
00:05:21:24 00:05:24:20 -Yes.਀ⴀ䴀洀洀ⴀ栀洀洀⸀ 䄀渀搀 礀漀甀爀 昀愀瘀漀甀爀椀琀攀 挀漀氀漀甀爀 椀猀㼀
00:05:24:22 00:05:29:04 Aquamarine with a streak of mottled purple਀眀栀攀爀攀 椀琀 樀漀椀渀猀 琀栀攀 攀搀最攀⸀
00:05:30:12 00:05:32:15 They like you already, John. I can tell.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㜀 䤀 欀渀漀眀 琀栀椀猀 挀爀漀眀搀⸀
They're a crazy crowd, and they like you. Hugh.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 漀甀爀 渀攀砀琀Ⰰ 氀愀猀琀 愀渀搀 昀椀渀愀氀 最甀攀猀琀Ⰰ
last, next and final guest,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㠀 椀猀 琀栀攀 挀栀攀昀Ⰰ 眀爀椀琀攀爀Ⰰ 愀甀琀栀漀爀Ⰰ
chef, cook and amateur professional,਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 礀攀猀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 䨀愀渀攀 䈀漀漀欀攀爀⸀
00:05:48:00 00:05:50:02 FRY: No, it isn't.਀䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䤀琀 椀猀⸀
00:05:53:07 00:05:54:07 Jane, hello.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀䘀刀夀 匀䤀䜀䠀䤀一䜀 䄀一䐀 䰀䄀唀䜀䠀䤀一䜀⤀
00:05:58:04 00:06:00:05 Jane, you worked, um...਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㈀ 夀漀甀 眀漀爀欀攀搀 眀椀琀栀 一漀爀洀愀渀 䰀愀洀漀渀琀⸀
What was he like as a man, as a human being?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 漀渀挀攀 搀爀椀瘀椀渀最 戀愀挀欀 昀爀漀洀 䈀爀椀猀琀漀氀⸀⸀⸀
00:06:09:14 00:06:13:00 Bristol. That's an absolutely marvellous story,਀愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀✀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:06:13:10 00:06:16:16 -That story is now available on CD, am I right?਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:06:16:18 00:06:21:01 Now, one of the things we hope to be doing਀漀渀 琀栀椀猀 猀攀爀椀攀猀 漀昀 䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀
00:06:21:03 00:06:23:23 is to be building up਀愀 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀 漀昀 最甀攀猀琀 洀漀瘀攀洀攀渀琀猀⸀
00:06:24:00 00:06:26:09 And to that end, I've asked Jane, here, and John਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 椀昀 琀栀攀礀 眀漀甀氀搀 挀漀洀攀 愀氀漀渀最
with some movements for us.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 䨀漀栀渀Ⰰ 挀愀渀 眀攀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀爀 洀漀瘀攀洀攀渀琀 昀椀爀猀琀㼀
00:06:34:07 00:06:37:07 -What a lovely movement.਀ⴀ䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䄀 最爀攀愀琀 眀愀礀 琀漀 猀琀愀爀琀 漀甀爀 挀漀氀氀攀挀琀椀漀渀⸀ 夀攀愀栀⸀
00:06:37:09 00:06:40:16 Jane, can we have your movement now, please?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㘀 吀眀漀 昀愀戀甀氀漀甀猀 洀漀瘀攀洀攀渀琀猀⸀
00:06:46:08 00:06:47:23 Two fabulous movements.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　　 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 一漀眀Ⰰ 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀Ⰰ 䨀漀栀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 眀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 洀椀渀搀
taking the Twiglets up that side.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 䄀渀搀Ⰰ 䨀愀渀攀Ⰰ 挀愀渀 礀漀甀 搀椀猀栀 漀甀琀
the condoms up that side?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㜀 䘀刀夀㨀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀攀猀攀 最甀攀猀琀猀
have been really a great success.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　　㨀　㐀 䘀刀夀㨀 圀攀 栀愀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 瘀攀爀礀 氀甀挀欀礀⸀
LAURIE: Very lucky.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　　㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀攀 栀愀瘀攀 漀渀攀 昀椀渀愀氀 最甀攀猀琀 昀漀爀 礀漀甀 琀漀 洀攀攀琀Ⰰ
00:07:03:07 00:07:06:03 who hopefully is going to be with us਀琀栀爀漀甀最栀漀甀琀 琀栀攀 猀栀漀眀Ⰰ
00:07:06:05 00:07:08:09 and his name is Dodger.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　 伀栀Ⰰ 戀氀攀猀猀 栀椀洀⸀
00:07:13:12 00:07:17:00 Dodger is half-retriever, half-retriever,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀　㨀　㐀 愀渀搀 栀攀✀猀 最漀椀渀最 琀漀 戀攀Ⰰ
00:07:20:06 00:07:23:22 well, hopefully, growing up with us਀愀猀 琀栀攀 猀栀漀眀 最漀攀猀 漀渀⸀
00:07:23:24 00:07:26:18 That's right. Well, I think਀琀栀愀琀✀猀 洀漀爀攀 琀栀愀渀 攀渀漀甀最栀 椀渀琀爀漀搀甀挀椀渀最
00:07:26:20 00:07:29:14 to satisfy even਀琀栀攀 洀漀猀琀 椀渀琀爀漀搀甀挀琀椀漀渀ⴀ栀甀渀最爀礀 瘀椀攀眀攀爀⸀
00:07:29:16 00:07:33:16 So, meantime, it's on਀眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀 爀甀琀栀氀攀猀猀 猀甀戀瘀攀爀猀椀漀渀 漀昀 昀愀洀椀氀礀 瘀愀氀甀攀猀⸀
00:07:33:21 00:07:36:15 Tonight's theme is ''Themes:਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㄀ ✀✀眀栀愀琀 最漀漀搀 愀爀攀 琀栀攀礀㼀✀✀
00:07:41:14 00:07:44:12 No, I don't think they're any good at all.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㐀 唀猀攀氀攀猀猀⸀ 䤀 猀漀氀搀 愀氀氀 洀椀渀攀 礀攀愀爀猀 愀最漀⸀
00:07:47:01 00:07:49:16 Themes? Well,਀琀栀攀洀攀猀 愀爀攀 眀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 洀愀欀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀洀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀⸀
00:07:49:18 00:07:52:05 I mean, a good theme, like, say,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀　 ✀✀匀攀砀 戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 漀昀 瘀愀猀琀氀礀 搀椀昀昀攀爀椀渀最 栀攀椀最栀琀猀㨀
can Britain take it?''਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀　　㨀　㄀ 挀愀渀 戀攀 愀 眀漀渀搀攀爀昀甀氀 琀栀椀渀最Ⰰ
in the right hands, of course.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㈀㨀　㤀 唀栀⸀⸀⸀
00:08:03:03 00:08:06:06 Yeah, sex is a good theme. Yeah.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㄀ 匀攀砀 椀猀 琀栀攀洀愀琀椀挀愀氀氀礀 猀琀爀漀渀最⸀
00:08:09:19 00:08:12:13 Makes me want to throw up,਀洀愀欀攀猀 洀攀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 欀攀挀欀Ⰰ
00:08:12:17 00:08:17:08 makes me want to vomit.਀✀✀䠀攀愀爀琀猀 漀昀 最漀氀搀⸀✀✀ 䄀爀猀攀 漀昀 最漀氀搀Ⰰ 洀漀爀攀 氀椀欀攀⸀
00:08:17:10 00:08:20:03 I don't pay my licence fee every year.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㈀ 䈀甀琀 椀昀 䤀 搀椀搀⸀⸀⸀ ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䔀匀⤀
00:08:23:17 00:08:28:06 It was the strangest thing, you know.਀䤀 搀爀攀愀洀琀 琀栀攀 漀琀栀攀爀 渀椀最栀琀
00:08:28:08 00:08:31:21 that I was in bed with Andrew Neil.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀　 䄀渀搀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 眀漀欀攀 甀瀀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 䤀 眀愀猀 琀栀椀渀欀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:08:35:22 00:08:37:20 ''Why Andrew Neil?'' you know.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㘀 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀渀 䤀 爀攀愀氀椀猀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 挀愀琀
had been sick on the duvet.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㈀ 匀漀⸀⸀⸀
00:08:44:09 00:08:47:14 People are often mistaking me਀昀漀爀 䰀甀琀栀攀爀 嘀愀渀搀爀漀猀猀⸀
00:08:58:01 00:08:59:23 (SCREAMING)਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　　㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㤀㨀　㐀㨀　㔀 ⠀匀伀䈀䈀䤀一䜀⤀ 伀栀Ⰰ 洀礀 䜀漀搀⸀
What's happened, Leonard?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㐀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　㤀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㔀 䤀 愀洀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 昀甀爀椀漀甀猀Ⰰ 䨀攀渀渀椀昀攀爀Ⰰ 䤀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀⸀
00:09:07:17 00:09:10:07 Oh, the blood! What's happened?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀　㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㔀 圀栀愀琀✀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀㼀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 欀椀氀氀攀搀 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀攀渀琀猀⸀
Basically, that's what's happened.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
-Stabbed them both to death.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㠀 ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
-I could not be more furious.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ匀琀愀戀戀攀搀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 眀栀礀㼀
-Exactly. Why?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀琀 眀愀猀 猀漀 甀渀渀攀挀攀猀猀愀爀礀⸀
That's why I'm so bloody annoyed.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㘀 圀栀愀琀㼀
00:09:25:18 00:09:29:18 Well, you know, your father was being a bit ratty,਀挀漀洀瀀氀愀椀渀攀搀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 琀漀渀椀挀 眀愀琀攀爀 眀愀猀 昀氀愀琀Ⰰ
00:09:29:20 00:09:32:10 and all of a sudden, there I was,਀猀琀愀戀戀椀渀最 栀椀洀 椀渀 琀栀攀 渀攀挀欀 眀椀琀栀 愀 欀渀椀昀攀⸀
00:09:32:12 00:09:33:20 I mean, what is going on here?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀椀氀氀攀搀 栀椀洀℀
00:09:36:10 00:09:39:02 Yeah, all right. Don't go on about it.਀䠀漀眀 搀漀 礀漀甀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 昀攀攀氀㼀
00:09:39:04 00:09:40:24 I don't know, Leonard.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㜀 䈀氀漀漀搀礀 愀渀渀漀礀攀搀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 栀漀眀⸀
00:09:42:19 00:09:45:14 -Annoyed?਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀漀洀攀戀漀搀礀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 猀琀漀瀀瀀攀搀 琀栀椀猀⸀
00:09:45:16 00:09:46:22 I had to go out.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㘀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㐀 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 渀漀琀 戀氀愀洀椀渀最 礀漀甀Ⰰ 搀愀爀氀椀渀最⸀
00:09:49:01 00:09:52:01 But somebody should have seen਀琀栀愀琀 琀栀椀猀 眀愀猀 愀 琀爀愀最攀搀礀 眀愀椀琀椀渀最 琀漀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀
00:09:52:03 00:09:54:18 and done something about it. I really am livid.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 䴀甀洀洀礀Ⰰ 琀漀漀℀
00:09:57:03 00:10:01:08 Yeah, well, she got in the way,਀琀爀椀攀搀 琀漀 搀攀昀攀渀搀 栀椀洀Ⰰ 猀漀⸀⸀⸀
00:10:01:10 00:10:05:03 There she was, lying dead, another victim਀漀昀 戀甀爀攀愀甀挀爀愀琀椀挀 椀渀攀昀昀椀挀椀攀渀挀礀⸀
00:10:05:05 00:10:06:14 I mean, it just won't do.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㠀㨀㄀　 䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 琀栀攀 瀀漀氀椀挀攀㼀
00:10:08:12 00:10:12:06 No, no, I thought I'd write, actually.਀䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 琀栀愀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 挀愀爀爀礀 洀漀爀攀 眀攀椀最栀琀⸀
00:10:12:08 00:10:14:24 I mean, have you told them what you've done?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ圀栀愀琀 䤀✀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀㼀
-Yes!਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀 圀栀愀琀 䤀✀瘀攀 搀漀渀攀㼀 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 渀椀挀攀⸀
That's charming, isn't it?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㘀 䤀 猀琀愀戀 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀攀渀琀猀 琀漀 搀攀愀琀栀 眀椀琀栀 愀 戀爀攀愀搀 欀渀椀昀攀Ⰰ
and all of a sudden it's my fault.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㤀㨀　㠀 䰀攀漀渀愀爀搀Ⰰ 搀愀爀氀椀渀最Ⰰ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 搀椀搀 椀琀⸀
You said so yourself.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㌀㨀㄀㠀 一漀⸀ 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 洀礀 栀愀渀搀 搀椀搀 椀琀Ⰰ 䨀攀渀渀椀昀攀爀Ⰰ
my hand and the knife did it, yes.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㌀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㘀㨀　㄀ 䈀甀琀 眀栀愀琀 椀猀 洀愀欀椀渀最 洀礀 栀愀渀搀
do these things, hmm?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 吀栀愀琀✀猀 眀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 愀猀欀椀渀最 礀漀甀爀猀攀氀昀⸀
00:10:37:15 00:10:38:21 Well, you.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㘀 一漀℀ 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 渀漀琀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 猀礀猀琀攀洀⸀
00:10:42:18 00:10:45:13 I loved your parents, Jennifer. You know that.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㐀 夀漀甀 昀愀琀栀攀爀 挀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 愀 戀椀琀 最愀猀猀礀 愀琀 琀椀洀攀猀Ⰰ
but they were lovely people.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㜀 䄀渀搀 渀漀眀 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 搀攀愀搀Ⰰ
all because the system failed again.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㠀 夀漀甀✀爀攀 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 洀礀 昀愀甀氀琀⸀
I shouldn't have gone out shopping.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㤀㨀　㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 眀愀猀 洀礀 昀椀爀猀琀 爀攀愀挀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ 䤀 洀甀猀琀 愀搀洀椀琀⸀
Bloody Jennifer.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㌀ 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 猀栀攀✀猀 氀攀昀琀 洀攀 椀渀 愀 爀椀最栀琀 瀀椀挀欀氀攀 栀攀爀攀⸀
But it's not you, darling.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㈀㐀 夀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 瀀愀椀搀
to make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㠀㨀　㐀 愀渀搀 琀栀漀猀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 猀椀洀瀀氀礀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 搀漀 琀栀攀椀爀 樀漀戀⸀
00:11:08:06 00:11:09:25 Yes, but if I had been here, I could...਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀　㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀渀✀琀Ⰰ 洀礀 愀渀最攀氀⸀ 夀漀甀 眀攀爀攀渀✀琀⸀
00:11:12:20 00:11:15:16 You know, the system failed you,਀樀甀猀琀 氀椀欀攀 椀琀 昀愀椀氀攀搀 洀攀⸀
00:11:15:18 00:11:18:20 Oh, God. What are we going to do now?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 愀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 最漀漀搀 洀椀渀搀
to kill you, to be honest.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㈀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 眀漀甀氀搀 琀攀愀挀栀 琀栀攀 猀漀挀椀愀氀 猀攀爀瘀椀挀攀猀
a lesson, wouldn't it?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀✀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀攀攀 琀栀攀洀 琀愀氀欀 琀栀攀椀爀 眀愀礀
out of three dead bodies.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㠀 ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀搀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 礀漀甀 搀椀搀渀✀琀⸀
-Well, I'd rather I didn't,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 䨀攀渀渀椀昀攀爀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 眀栀愀琀 愀戀漀甀琀 洀礀 栀愀渀搀㼀
What is making my hand do these things, hmm?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ吀栀攀 猀礀猀琀攀洀⸀
-The system, exactly.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀䐀伀伀刀䈀䔀䰀䰀 刀䤀一䜀䤀一䜀⤀
00:11:38:16 00:11:41:14 You know, these people਀眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀椀爀 挀漀猀礀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 漀昀昀椀挀攀猀Ⰰ
00:11:41:16 00:11:44:04 and their fat bloody salaries, sitting there਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㄀ 眀栀椀氀攀 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀攀渀琀猀Ⰰ 䨀攀渀渀椀昀攀爀Ⰰ
00:11:46:03 00:11:49:12 you know, good people, kind people,਀愀爀攀 戀攀椀渀最 猀氀愀甀最栀琀攀爀攀搀⸀
00:11:49:14 00:11:51:21 I mean, what is this country coming to?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䴀爀 䠀愀洀洀漀渀搀㼀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㐀 䐀攀爀攀欀 䈀爀漀漀洀Ⰰ 猀漀挀椀愀氀 猀攀爀瘀椀挀攀猀⸀
00:11:55:06 00:11:58:24 Oh, well, hurrah for the bloody cavalry.਀䤀 栀漀瀀攀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 猀愀琀椀猀昀椀攀搀⸀
00:11:59:01 00:12:00:23 -I'm sorry.਀ⴀ䰀攀漀渀愀爀搀✀猀 欀椀氀氀攀搀 洀礀 瀀愀爀攀渀琀猀⸀
00:12:01:00 00:12:02:22 He's stabbed them with a knife.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㐀㨀㈀㐀 ⠀吀唀吀吀䤀一䜀⤀ 伀栀Ⰰ 搀愀洀渀⸀
00:12:05:14 00:12:08:14 Yes, well, quite funny, but only quite.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㌀ 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀猀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀⸀
00:12:11:05 00:12:14:25 But what can you do about it?਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 甀渀琀椀氀 爀攀挀攀渀琀氀礀Ⰰ 渀漀琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:12:15:10 00:12:18:09 But, ladies, and, in a broader sense, gentlemen,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㐀 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀 愀渀搀 䤀Ⰰ 挀漀渀挀攀爀渀攀搀 愀猀 攀瘀攀爀
with providing a higher and higher comic service਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 栀攀爀攀 愀琀 䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀
have decided to institute a charter.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 吀栀攀 挀栀愀爀琀攀爀Ⰰ 漀爀 ✀✀挀栀愀爀琀攀爀Ⰰ✀✀
00:12:32:06 00:12:35:23 that we're proposing contains a raft of key points,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㐀 愀渀搀 愀 欀攀礀 戀愀猀欀攀琀 漀昀 琀漀瀀 瀀爀漀瀀漀猀愀氀猀
to ensure that you, the viewer...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀　 ⴀ吀栀攀 洀愀渀 漀渀 琀栀攀 䌀氀愀瀀栀愀洀 漀洀渀椀戀甀猀Ⰰ 椀昀 礀漀甀 氀椀欀攀⸀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㔀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀愀渀 眀栀漀 眀漀甀氀搀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀
on the Clapham omnibus,਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 戀甀琀 搀椀猀挀漀瘀攀爀攀搀Ⰰ 愀昀琀攀爀 眀愀椀琀椀渀最 昀漀爀 琀眀漀 栀漀甀爀猀Ⰰ
that it's been cancelled਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㄀ 愀渀搀 爀攀瀀氀愀挀攀搀 戀礀 愀 戀爀椀最栀琀 礀攀氀氀漀眀 吀爀愀渀猀椀琀 瘀愀渀
00:12:50:23 00:12:55:04 called a Shopper Hopper flopper...਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㤀 琀栀愀琀 漀渀氀礀 爀甀渀猀 愀琀 瀀攀愀欀 琀椀洀攀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:12:56:21 00:12:58:09 Whatever the bleeding hell they are.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　　㨀㄀㔀 ⸀⸀⸀琀漀 攀渀猀甀爀攀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ
00:13:00:17 00:13:05:15 the muscle, the arse-widening power,਀琀漀 洀愀欀攀 愀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀挀攀⸀
00:13:06:01 00:13:09:01 Now, there are two main prongs.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀　 䈀礀 眀栀椀挀栀 眀攀 洀攀愀渀
two main sticky-out bits at the end.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ吀栀攀爀攀 椀猀 搀攀氀椀瘀攀爀礀⸀
-And there is quality.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀　 䄀渀礀 樀漀欀攀 眀栀椀挀栀 昀愀椀氀猀 琀漀 挀漀洀攀 甀瀀 琀漀
the standard that you'd expect਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 昀爀漀洀 䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀
00:13:23:00 00:13:24:24 can be reported to the charter commission,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 眀栀攀爀攀 椀琀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀 椀渀猀瀀攀挀琀攀搀
by a key team of top experts,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀㌀ 眀栀漀 眀椀氀氀 琀栀攀渀 瀀愀猀猀 椀琀
on to a top team of key experts.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀㐀 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 眀椀氀氀 愀眀愀爀搀Ⰰ 椀渀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 最爀漀眀渀ⴀ甀瀀 眀愀礀Ⰰ
charter marks.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀　 䄀渀搀 椀昀 琀栀攀 樀漀欀攀
and your complaint about it is upheld,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀　 琀栀攀渀 琀栀愀琀 樀漀欀攀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀 栀甀洀愀渀攀氀礀 搀攀猀琀爀漀礀攀搀⸀
00:13:44:22 00:13:48:22 Which brings us਀琀漀 漀甀爀 漀琀栀攀爀 猀琀椀挀欀礀ⴀ漀甀琀 戀椀琀Ⰰ 搀攀氀椀瘀攀爀礀⸀
00:13:49:12 00:13:51:23 Prong two: delivery.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㈀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㐀 䤀渀 愀 洀漀搀攀爀渀 猀漀挀椀攀琀礀Ⰰ
jokes must be delivered on time.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀㨀　㈀ 䤀昀 礀漀甀 攀砀瀀攀爀椀攀渀挀攀 愀渀礀 搀攀氀椀瘀攀爀礀
where the timing is too...਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㐀㨀　㄀ 匀氀漀眀㼀
00:14:04:22 00:14:07:04 -Or if the timing should be...਀ⴀ儀甀椀挀欀⸀
00:14:08:05 00:14:10:14 Or if the joke never even...਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 吀栀攀渀 琀栀攀 挀漀洀洀椀猀猀椀漀渀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀 漀渀氀礀
too happy to look into it.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀 ⴀ吀栀攀 挀漀洀攀搀礀 挀栀愀爀琀攀爀Ⰰ 瀀攀愀挀攀 漀昀 洀椀渀搀⸀
-Audience power.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㠀 夀漀甀爀 最甀愀爀愀渀琀攀攀 漀昀 猀愀琀椀猀昀愀挀琀椀漀渀 愀渀搀 搀攀氀椀瘀攀爀礀⸀
00:14:21:10 00:14:22:18 Without dripping.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㘀 伀栀Ⰰ 渀漀眀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 搀椀搀 琀栀愀琀 瀀漀攀洀 最漀㼀 唀洀⸀⸀⸀
00:14:29:21 00:14:32:15 ''They bring you up, your mum and dad''਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㄀ ✀✀䌀爀愀琀攀Ⰰ 愀 渀漀爀洀愀氀 渀椀最栀洀愀渀
Hane a freethy stipe਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㄀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㌀ ✀✀夀漀甀 瘀攀攀渀 眀栀攀爀攀 洀甀猀猀攀 椀猀 匀椀洀漀渀 䌀爀椀琀挀栀
Botty trees a wipe''਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㈀ 䤀 昀椀爀猀琀 眀爀漀琀攀 琀栀攀 瀀漀攀洀Ⰰ
from which that verse was an extract,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㔀 眀栀攀渀 洀礀 最爀愀渀搀昀愀琀栀攀爀 眀愀猀 洀甀爀搀攀爀攀搀⸀
00:14:55:14 00:14:58:09 I wrote it again in 1 978,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀㨀　㐀 愀昀琀攀爀 栀攀愀爀椀渀最 漀昀 琀栀攀 搀攀愀琀栀 漀昀 爀漀挀欀 洀甀猀椀挀⸀
00:15:01:19 00:15:06:12 I'd like, with your kind indulgence,਀琀漀 眀爀椀琀攀 椀琀 漀渀挀攀 洀漀爀攀⸀
00:15:07:09 00:15:08:17 Thank you.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㜀 圀攀 猀攀攀 琀栀椀渀最猀Ⰰ 眀攀 栀攀愀爀 琀栀椀渀最猀Ⰰ
00:15:18:05 00:15:21:06 we touch things, we taste things.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 䈀甀琀 渀攀瘀攀爀 昀漀爀最攀琀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 愀氀猀漀 猀洀攀氀氀⸀
00:15:29:17 00:15:31:17 John, my spies tell me...਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀 猀栀漀甀氀搀 瀀漀椀渀琀 漀甀琀 栀攀爀攀
that when I say spies, of course,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㘀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 洀攀愀渀 猀瀀椀攀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 猀攀渀猀攀
of people with hidden cameras or false bottoms.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㘀 䤀✀洀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 猀瀀椀攀猀
in the sense of people who tell me things.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 䴀礀 猀瀀椀攀猀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 猀攀渀猀攀Ⰰ
tell me that in your spare time,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㐀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 嘀椀挀攀 倀爀漀昀攀猀猀漀爀 漀昀 匀洀攀氀氀
at De Montfort University.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 刀攀猀攀爀瘀攀 礀漀甀爀 猀攀愀琀 漀昀 氀攀愀爀渀椀渀最 渀漀眀⸀
00:15:54:11 00:15:58:01 John, do you think we've forgotten smell?਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　　㨀㄀㔀 䐀漀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 眀攀✀瘀攀 昀漀爀最漀琀琀攀渀 猀洀攀氀氀㼀
00:16:00:17 00:16:03:14 I think we neglect smell.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㘀㨀　　 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀 猀洀攀氀氀 椀猀 琀栀攀 漀渀攀 猀攀渀猀攀
that got left behind਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㌀ 椀渀 琀栀攀 洀愀搀 爀甀猀栀 昀漀爀 瀀爀漀昀椀琀 愀渀搀 挀栀攀愀瀀 栀漀甀猀椀渀最⸀
00:16:09:19 00:16:13:02 -Can you give me any examples?਀ⴀ伀昀 眀栀愀琀㼀
00:16:13:16 00:16:18:01 Well, um, examples of the things you say...਀圀栀攀渀 䤀 猀愀礀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 䤀 猀琀爀攀猀猀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀搀 ✀✀礀漀甀⸀✀✀
00:16:18:03 00:16:20:21 The things you say that we're missing out on.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀　 夀攀猀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 最漀 愀琀 琀栀椀猀
and tell me what you think.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 䜀漀搀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀㼀
00:16:29:13 00:16:32:24 That's revolting. What is it?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 䴀椀挀栀愀攀氀 倀漀爀琀椀氀氀漀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 漀甀琀
of a Rover 200਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㄀ 愀昀琀攀爀 焀甀椀琀攀 愀 氀漀渀最 樀漀甀爀渀攀礀⸀
00:16:41:10 00:16:42:24 How on earth did you get hold of that?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㤀 䔀瘀攀爀礀戀漀搀礀 愀猀欀猀 洀攀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:16:44:11 00:16:46:09 -Let's try this one.਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:16:47:02 00:16:49:19 Oh, actually, I know this.਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㤀 ⴀ⠀䌀䠀唀䌀䬀䰀䤀一䜀⤀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 漀甀最栀琀 琀漀⸀
-Oh, ah, what is it?਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㘀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀ 夀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 最甀攀猀猀⸀
00:16:54:14 00:16:57:01 -Ah... No, no, tell me.਀ⴀ䜀漀 漀渀Ⰰ 最漀 漀渀⸀ 䜀漀 漀渀⸀
00:16:57:11 00:17:02:07 Is... Ah! Is it, um... Is it the lavatories਀愀琀 䔀愀爀氀✀猀 䌀漀甀爀琀 搀甀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀 刀漀礀愀氀 吀漀甀爀渀愀洀攀渀琀㼀
00:17:03:15 00:17:06:21 No, but I can see਀琀栀攀 眀愀礀 礀漀甀爀 洀椀渀搀✀猀 眀漀爀欀椀渀最⸀ 一漀⸀
00:17:07:23 00:17:09:25 In fact, that's your right knee.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㘀 䤀猀 椀琀㼀
00:17:14:07 00:17:15:18 Good Lord, so it is.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ吀栀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀㼀
-(STAMMERING) And you say, you say਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㌀ 琀栀愀琀 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 愀爀攀 洀椀猀猀椀渀最 漀甀琀 漀渀 琀栀椀猀⸀
00:17:22:05 00:17:25:00 I say that. I say that. And I think that's a shame.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀　 匀漀 搀漀 䤀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 猀漀 搀漀攀猀 䐀漀搀最攀爀⸀
00:17:29:04 00:17:31:24 Dodger's grown up a little now, as you can see.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㘀 䠀攀✀猀 栀愀搀 栀椀猀 樀愀戀猀
and he's become very much a friend਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㘀 漀昀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 猀琀愀昀昀 栀攀爀攀 愀琀 䄀 䈀椀琀 漀昀 䘀爀礀 愀渀搀 䰀愀甀爀椀攀⸀
00:17:36:18 00:17:37:23 Gordon.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㠀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㐀 ⠀䘀伀䰀䬀 刀伀䌀䬀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀⤀
00:17:59:00 00:18:02:02 # When the poor keep getting hungrier਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀㨀㈀㈀ ⌀ 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀 爀椀挀栀 欀攀攀瀀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 昀愀琀
00:18:06:10 00:18:10:19 # Politicians change਀戀甀琀 琀栀攀礀✀爀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 最漀渀渀愀 挀栀愀渀最攀 琀栀愀琀
00:18:12:12 00:18:14:10 # But you and me girl਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀　㘀 ⌀ 圀攀 最漀琀 琀栀攀 愀渀猀眀攀爀 爀椀最栀琀 椀渀 漀甀爀 栀愀渀搀猀
00:18:18:16 00:18:21:04 # All we got to do is਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㐀 ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀⤀
00:18:30:02 00:18:32:23 # When the winds of war are blowing਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㠀 ⌀ 䄀渀搀 琀栀攀 琀椀搀攀 椀猀 挀漀洀椀渀最 椀渀
00:18:37:01 00:18:39:06 # Don't you be hoping for the good times਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㄀ ⌀ 䈀攀挀愀甀猀攀 琀栀攀 最漀漀搀 琀椀洀攀猀 栀愀瘀攀 愀氀爀攀愀搀礀 戀攀攀渀
00:18:43:00 00:18:45:19 # But girl we got the answer਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀　 ⌀ 匀漀 攀愀猀礀 礀漀甀 眀漀渀✀琀 戀攀氀椀攀瘀攀
00:18:49:22 00:18:52:14 # All we got to do is਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㈀ ⠀䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀⤀
00:18:56:10 00:18:59:17 # It's so easy to see਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㘀㨀　㌀ ⌀ 䤀昀 漀渀氀礀 琀栀攀礀✀搀 氀椀猀琀攀渀 琀漀 礀漀甀 愀渀搀 洀攀
00:19:07:09 00:19:09:06 # We got to਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㤀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㌀ ⠀䠀唀䴀䴀䤀一䜀⤀
00:19:10:15 00:19:12:24 # Since we can਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀　 ⌀ 圀攀 最漀琀 琀漀
00:19:15:23 00:19:16:23 (MUMBLING)਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀ ⌀ 圀漀洀愀渀 攀瘀攀爀礀 洀愀渀
00:19:19:24 00:19:21:20 # We got to਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㌀㨀　㌀ ⠀儀唀䤀䔀吀 䴀唀䴀䈀䰀䤀一䜀⤀
00:19:23:05 00:19:25:09 # Time after time਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㈀ ⌀ 圀攀 最漀琀 琀漀
00:19:29:00 00:19:31:05 # Caroline #਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㄀ ⠀圀伀䴀䄀一 匀倀䔀䄀䬀䤀一䜀 伀一 吀嘀⤀
00:20:00:14 00:20:03:01 MAN: Can't find that channel changer?਀圀栀攀爀攀 搀椀搀 䤀 瀀甀琀 椀琀 氀愀猀琀㼀
00:20:03:03 00:20:06:09 Is this always happening to you?਀匀漀洀攀琀椀洀攀猀Ⰰ 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 最攀琀 甀瀀 琀漀 昀椀渀搀 椀琀㼀
00:20:06:11 00:20:08:20 All those channels available਀椀渀 愀甀琀栀攀渀琀椀挀 挀椀渀攀洀愀 猀漀甀渀搀Ⰰ
00:20:08:22 00:20:12:10 plus laser discs, CDI, Game Gear, video,਀猀愀琀攀氀氀椀琀攀Ⰰ 栀漀洀攀 猀栀漀瀀瀀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:20:12:12 00:20:14:15 but no use without a channel changer.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 䈀甀琀 眀栀漀 眀愀渀琀猀 琀漀 最攀琀 甀瀀 愀渀搀 昀椀渀搀 椀琀㼀
00:20:16:13 00:20:19:01 Now there's the amazing Wristchanger.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㄀ 䄀瘀愀椀氀愀戀氀攀 椀渀 愀 挀栀漀椀挀攀
of one arresting colours and fabrics,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㤀 琀栀攀 圀爀椀猀琀挀栀愀渀最攀爀 猀椀洀瀀氀礀 氀漀挀欀猀 漀渀琀漀 礀漀甀爀 眀爀椀猀琀Ⰰ
and need never be lost again.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 一漀 洀漀爀攀 搀椀最最椀渀最 戀攀栀椀渀搀 猀漀昀愀猀Ⰰ
no more unnecessary and unpleasant standing up.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㐀㨀　㐀 䌀栀愀渀最攀 挀栀愀渀渀攀氀猀 眀椀琀栀 洀愀砀椀洀甀洀 挀漀洀昀漀爀琀
to all muscle groups. But that isn't all.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㘀㨀　㔀 䄀猀 愀渀 椀渀琀爀漀搀甀挀琀漀爀礀 漀昀昀攀爀 琀漀 琀栀攀 圀爀椀猀琀挀栀愀渀最攀爀Ⰰ
00:20:36:07 00:20:39:10 we're offering two more items਀搀攀猀椀最渀攀搀 琀漀 攀渀栀愀渀挀攀 瘀椀攀眀攀爀 挀漀洀昀漀爀琀⸀
00:20:39:12 00:20:40:19 You know that feeling.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀　㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㌀㨀　㔀 夀漀甀✀爀攀 猀攀琀琀氀攀搀 椀渀琀漀 礀漀甀爀 昀愀瘀漀甀爀椀琀攀 䄀洀攀爀椀挀愀渀
wrestling programme,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㌀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀搀 猀甀搀搀攀渀氀礀Ⰰ ✀✀伀眀℀✀✀一愀琀甀爀攀 挀愀氀氀猀⸀
00:20:45:19 00:20:48:12 Well, now you can say goodbye to old milk bottles,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀　　 漀爀 琀栀攀 洀漀爀攀 搀椀猀琀爀攀猀猀椀渀最 攀昀昀漀爀琀 愀猀猀漀挀椀愀琀攀搀
with standing up.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 䤀渀琀爀漀搀甀挀椀渀最 䌀漀洀昀椀瀀攀攀⸀
00:20:53:15 00:20:56:19 Plumbed into your home,਀䌀漀洀昀椀瀀攀攀 愀氀氀漀眀猀 礀漀甀 琀漀 攀砀瀀攀氀 琀栀漀猀攀 眀愀猀琀攀猀
00:20:56:21 00:20:59:02 that build up in the bladder਀愀昀琀攀爀 愀 栀愀爀搀 愀昀琀攀爀渀漀漀渀✀猀 搀爀椀渀欀椀渀最
00:20:59:04 00:21:01:09 of your favourite diet cola or isotonic drink,਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀　 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀Ⰰ 猀甀爀攀Ⰰ 昀椀琀渀攀猀猀 椀猀 椀洀瀀漀爀琀愀渀琀Ⰰ
without having to leave the action.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㠀 䈀甀琀 椀琀 搀漀攀猀渀✀琀 猀琀漀瀀 琀栀攀爀攀
00:21:06:20 00:21:10:19 because Comfipee comes਀眀椀琀栀 愀 挀漀洀瀀氀攀琀攀氀礀 昀爀攀攀 挀漀洀瀀愀渀椀漀渀Ⰰ 䌀漀洀昀椀瀀漀漀⸀
00:21:11:23 00:21:14:14 You know what those pizzas turn into਀椀渀猀椀搀攀 礀漀甀爀 琀甀洀洀礀⸀
00:21:14:16 00:21:17:13 Before, you used to have to get up਀琀漀 搀漀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 椀琀⸀ 一漀 氀漀渀最攀爀⸀
00:21:17:15 00:21:19:13 Comfipoo to the rescue.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㠀 䌀漀洀昀椀瀀漀漀✀猀 戀甀椀氀琀ⴀ椀渀 眀椀瀀攀爀Ⰰ
moist wipe and tank module਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀 最椀瘀攀猀 礀漀甀 琀漀琀愀氀 昀爀攀猀栀渀攀猀猀⸀
00:21:25:23 00:21:29:16 From cradle to grave,਀愀 眀漀爀氀搀 漀昀 攀渀琀攀爀琀愀椀渀洀攀渀琀Ⰰ樀甀猀琀 昀漀爀 礀漀甀⸀
00:21:50:03 00:21:54:08 (IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)਀䤀琀✀猀 漀瘀攀爀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀Ⰰ 樀甀猀琀 攀渀搀 椀琀⸀
00:21:55:01 00:21:58:17 The whole bloody thing's gone and finished with.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㌀ 䰀攀琀✀猀 昀愀挀攀 椀琀Ⰰ
the world will be a better place without me.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀　㌀㨀㈀㔀 伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 眀椀猀栀 䤀✀搀 渀攀瘀攀爀 戀攀攀渀 戀漀爀渀⸀
00:22:04:08 00:22:05:25 Oh, Jesus.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀　㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㠀 ⠀䤀一 䄀䴀䔀刀䤀䌀䄀一 䄀䌀䌀䔀一吀⤀ 䐀漀渀✀琀 搀漀 椀琀Ⰰ 猀漀渀⸀
00:22:16:08 00:22:17:15 Oh, my.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀　 圀栀漀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀Ⰰ 眀栀椀挀栀Ⰰ 眀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 栀漀眀 洀愀渀礀㼀
Did I ever? What?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀　 吀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 琀愀欀攀 椀琀 攀愀猀礀⸀
00:22:28:01 00:22:30:15 I should be dead. How the hell did I...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㐀 ⴀ圀栀漀 愀爀攀 礀漀甀㼀
-Me? Oh, Clarence Cosy, angel, second class.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ夀漀甀 愀爀攀 刀甀瀀攀爀琀⸀
-How did you know that?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀　㨀　㤀 ⠀匀䤀䜀䠀䤀一䜀⤀
00:22:42:13 00:22:45:25 Well, I've granted your wish.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀㐀 夀漀甀✀瘀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 戀攀攀渀 戀漀爀渀⸀
00:22:48:08 00:22:50:04 Jigs, that's all I need.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㌀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 猀栀愀最 洀攀 琀眀椀挀攀⸀
-What's that?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀　　 圀愀琀攀爀 洀甀猀琀 栀愀瘀攀 栀攀愀氀攀搀 洀礀 挀甀琀⸀
00:22:57:02 00:23:01:12 What cut? There was never any cut,਀戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 渀攀瘀攀爀 戀漀爀渀⸀
00:23:01:14 00:23:04:13 Look, angel,਀樀甀猀琀 昀氀礀 愀眀愀礀 昀漀爀 䌀栀爀椀猀琀✀猀 猀愀欀攀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀㼀
00:23:04:15 00:23:07:20 Oh, I can't do that. I haven't got my wings yet.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㜀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀ ⠀䔀堀䌀䰀䄀䤀䴀匀⤀
00:23:09:12 00:23:11:11 I'm getting out of here.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　㨀　㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 樀椀最猀⸀ 吀栀愀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 䤀 渀攀攀搀⸀
Some cock-wit's stolen my sodding car.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀　 夀漀甀 搀漀渀✀琀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 挀愀爀Ⰰ 刀甀瀀攀爀琀⸀
You haven't been born.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㜀 䰀漀漀欀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 欀渀漀眀 眀栀漀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀Ⰰ 漀爀 甀渀搀攀爀 眀栀愀琀 氀愀眀
you've been released into the community,਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㠀 戀甀琀 樀甀猀琀 昀爀椀最 漀昀昀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀㼀
00:23:28:10 00:23:30:17 Angels don't frig, Rupert.਀圀攀 搀漀渀✀琀 栀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 琀爀愀椀渀椀渀最⸀
00:23:30:19 00:23:33:25 Listen, Tiny Tim, get this.਀䤀 漀眀渀 琀栀攀 氀愀爀最攀猀琀 挀漀渀最氀漀洀攀爀愀琀攀
00:23:34:02 00:23:36:18 of newspaper and satellite television companies਀椀渀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀氀搀⸀
00:23:36:20 00:23:41:03 I've got slightly better things to be doing than਀猀琀愀渀搀椀渀最 栀攀爀攀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 琀漀 愀 挀栀漀挀漀氀愀琀攀 挀愀欀攀 氀椀欀攀 礀漀甀⸀
00:23:41:05 00:23:43:20 Don't you understand, Rupert?਀䤀✀洀 礀漀甀爀 最甀愀爀搀椀愀渀 愀渀最攀氀⸀
00:23:43:22 00:23:47:05 I'm gonna show you what this town would've਀戀攀攀渀 氀椀欀攀 椀昀 礀漀甀✀搀 渀攀瘀攀爀 戀攀攀渀 戀漀爀渀⸀
00:23:47:07 00:23:49:21 That way you'll realise਀礀漀甀爀 氀椀昀攀 椀猀 眀漀爀琀栀 氀椀瘀椀渀最 愀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀Ⰰ
00:23:49:23 00:23:54:01 the countless differences you've made਀琀漀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀✀猀 氀椀瘀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 樀漀礀 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 猀瀀爀攀愀搀⸀
00:23:54:03 00:23:56:19 I'm going home. Where's a bloody minicab?਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ䌀䄀䈀 䐀刀䤀嘀䔀刀㨀 圀栀攀爀攀 琀漀Ⰰ 䜀漀瘀攀爀渀漀爀㼀
-Wapping. Wait a second.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㤀 匀攀攀 琀栀攀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀挀攀 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 洀愀搀攀㼀
00:24:15:15 00:24:18:10 LAURIE: Wait a second.਀圀栀攀爀攀 琀栀攀 愀爀猀攀 愀爀攀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 猀愀琀攀氀氀椀琀攀 搀椀猀栀攀猀㼀
00:24:18:12 00:24:21:12 -There aren't any satellite dishes.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀 搀漀 礀漀甀 洀攀愀渀㼀
00:24:21:19 00:24:24:14 I keep telling you, you haven't been born yet.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㤀 䴀椀渀搀 栀漀眀 礀漀甀 最漀Ⰰ 最攀渀琀猀⸀
00:24:27:00 00:24:28:04 Thank you.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀　㨀　㠀 倀攀漀瀀氀攀 搀漀渀✀琀 栀愀瘀攀 猀愀琀攀氀氀椀琀攀 吀嘀⸀
00:24:30:10 00:24:33:14 They don't have the chance to watch਀圀漀爀氀搀 圀爀攀猀琀氀椀渀最 愀渀搀 圀栀攀攀氀 漀昀 䘀漀爀琀甀渀攀
00:24:33:16 00:24:36:02 and Video Bloopers 24 hours a day.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㜀 吀栀攀礀✀爀攀 猀琀椀氀氀 昀漀爀挀攀搀 琀漀 眀愀琀挀栀 琀栀攀 漀氀搀 䈀䈀䌀 愀渀搀 䤀吀嘀Ⰰ
00:24:39:09 00:24:42:12 with all that drama and sports਀愀渀搀 渀攀眀猀 瀀爀漀最爀愀洀洀攀猀⸀
00:24:42:14 00:24:44:15 -You did away with all that.਀ⴀ䤀 搀椀搀㼀
00:24:44:17 00:24:46:16 Mmm-hmm, swept it all away.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㘀 夀漀甀 瀀爀攀琀攀渀搀攀搀 椀琀 眀愀猀 琀漀 最椀瘀攀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 洀漀爀攀 挀栀漀椀挀攀Ⰰ
00:24:48:18 00:24:52:02 but actually it was just਀琀漀 洀愀欀攀 礀漀甀 昀愀戀甀氀漀甀猀氀礀 爀椀挀栀⸀
00:24:52:11 00:24:54:02 Come on, let's go inside.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㠀 ⠀倀䔀伀倀䰀䔀 䌀䠀䄀吀吀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀
00:25:02:01 00:25:04:07 LAURIE: Whoa, wait a minute.਀一漀琀 洀礀 欀椀渀搀 漀昀 瀀氀愀挀攀⸀
00:25:04:09 00:25:06:00 FRY: Well, why not?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀　㠀㨀㄀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 愀 氀漀琀 漀昀 洀椀渀漀爀椀琀椀攀猀⸀
00:25:08:12 00:25:10:18 Don't you like minorities?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀　㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 洀椀渀搀 琀栀攀洀 戀甀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ
they're not gonna like me very much.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㤀 一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 䤀 欀攀攀瀀 琀攀氀氀椀渀最 礀漀甀Ⰰ
because you haven't been born,਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀ 琀栀攀 渀攀眀猀瀀愀瀀攀爀猀 礀漀甀 眀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 漀眀渀攀搀
haven't been able to teach everybody਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀　 琀漀 猀渀攀攀爀 愀琀 琀栀攀椀爀 渀攀椀最栀戀漀甀爀猀
because they're foreign or different or left-wing.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㘀 倀攀漀瀀氀攀 栀愀瘀攀 攀渀搀攀搀 甀瀀 氀椀欀椀渀最 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ
and liking this country.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀　㨀㈀㈀ 䠀攀挀欀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀 洀椀最栀琀 攀瘀攀渀 氀椀欀攀 礀漀甀⸀
00:25:31:00 00:25:34:03 Now, two very nice drinks, please.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 䨀攀猀甀猀Ⰰ 洀漀琀栀攀爀椀渀最 愀爀猀攀⸀
Where the hell are all the tits?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 吀栀攀礀✀爀攀 爀椀最栀琀 椀渀 昀爀漀渀琀 漀昀 眀漀洀攀渀✀猀 挀栀攀猀琀猀⸀
00:25:40:00 00:25:42:22 I guess the editor didn't think਀琀栀愀琀 眀愀猀 洀甀挀栀 漀昀 愀 渀攀眀猀 猀琀漀爀礀⸀
00:25:42:24 00:25:46:14 -Gotta have tits to sell a paper.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 愀瀀瀀愀爀攀渀琀氀礀 渀漀琀⸀
00:25:46:18 00:25:49:24 Without your newspapers debasing਀瀀攀漀瀀氀攀✀猀 瘀椀攀眀 漀昀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀氀搀
00:25:50:01 00:25:51:22 with every sentence they produce,਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 栀愀瘀攀 琀甀爀渀攀搀 漀甀琀 琀漀 戀攀 椀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀攀搀
in all kinds of other things.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㘀㨀　　 匀琀爀愀渀最攀Ⰰ 椀猀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
00:25:57:20 00:26:00:01 -Here, I'll get these.਀ⴀ吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:26:00:24 00:26:03:08 Well, suck my arse. Who the hell is that?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀　㘀㨀㄀　 吀栀愀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 儀甀攀攀渀⸀ 吀栀攀礀 猀琀椀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 漀渀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀攀攀⸀
00:26:06:16 00:26:09:23 PATRONS: # Silent night਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㜀 ⌀ 䠀漀氀礀 渀椀最栀琀 ⌀
00:26:13:11 00:26:15:15 Get me the cock out of here.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀㼀
-It's brilliant. Totally bloody brilliant.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 䈀椀最 爀攀搀 戀甀猀攀猀Ⰰ 昀爀攀攀 栀漀猀瀀椀琀愀氀猀Ⰰ
an amusing royal family,਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㐀 瀀爀漀瀀攀爀 琀愀砀椀猀Ⰰ 搀攀挀攀渀琀 渀攀眀猀瀀愀瀀攀爀猀Ⰰ
best television in the world,਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㔀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 漀渀 眀椀琀栀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀⸀
00:26:34:07 00:26:37:09 -You like it? You really like it?਀ⴀ䤀琀✀猀 昀愀渀琀愀猀琀椀挀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 瀀愀爀愀搀椀猀攀⸀
00:26:37:11 00:26:39:15 Oh, help me, Clarence. I wanna live again.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㌀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 椀猀 洀愀爀瘀攀氀氀漀甀猀 渀攀眀猀Ⰰ 刀甀瀀攀爀琀⸀
00:26:42:07 00:26:45:06 Just think of the money I could make਀椀渀 愀 眀漀爀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀椀猀⸀
00:26:45:08 00:26:48:18 I could introduce big tits,਀戀爀攀愀欀 甀瀀 琀栀攀 戀爀漀愀搀挀愀猀琀椀渀最 洀漀渀漀瀀漀氀椀攀猀Ⰰ
00:26:48:20 00:26:51:18 destroy The Times, the BBC, the royal family.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㘀 䤀 挀漀甀氀搀 洀愀欀攀 愀渀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 昀漀爀琀甀渀攀⸀
00:27:03:21 00:27:05:04 Twat.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㜀 ⠀䰀伀唀一䜀䔀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀 伀一 倀䤀䄀一伀⤀
00:27:07:19 00:27:10:20 Well, once more,਀漀氀搀 䘀愀琀栀攀爀 吀椀洀攀 栀愀猀 爀愀椀猀攀搀 栀椀猀 猀椀挀欀氀攀Ⰰ
00:27:10:22 00:27:13:13 and mown us ruthlessly down without stopping.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀　 圀攀✀瘀攀 挀漀洀攀 渀漀眀 琀漀 琀栀攀 攀渀搀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 攀搀椀琀椀漀渀
of A Bit of Fry and Laurie.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㠀 䴀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀Ⰰ 琀栀漀甀最栀琀猀Ⰰ 瘀椀攀眀猀Ⰰ 瘀椀猀椀漀渀猀Ⰰ
a summary, if you please.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 戀攀攀渀 愀⸀⸀⸀
-Oh, no, no, no. Not out loud.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㌀ ⴀ刀椀最栀琀⸀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀 瘀攀爀礀⸀⸀⸀
-I know.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀　㨀　㐀 䤀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 䤀 欀渀漀眀⸀
00:27:30:09 00:27:34:15 My guests, have you... Have you chosen਀琀漀渀椀最栀琀✀猀 挀漀挀欀琀愀椀氀㼀 圀栀愀琀✀猀 椀琀 琀漀 戀攀㼀
00:27:34:17 00:27:39:05 -Oh, a golden meteorite, I think, Stephen.਀ⴀ夀攀猀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀⸀ 䄀 最漀氀搀攀渀 洀攀琀攀漀爀椀琀攀⸀
00:27:39:07 00:27:41:07 A golden meteorite.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㔀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 渀漀眀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 愀 最漀氀搀攀渀 洀攀琀攀漀爀椀琀攀 礀漀甀 眀椀氀氀 渀攀攀搀
00:27:44:18 00:27:48:10 one shot gin, one shot vodka,਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㤀 漀渀攀 猀栀漀琀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 栀椀最栀戀愀氀氀 琀甀洀戀氀攀爀Ⰰ 挀氀漀猀攀 甀瀀Ⰰ
00:27:54:08 00:27:58:02 one shot of straight Kentucky sour mash਀猀椀瀀瀀椀渀最 眀栀椀猀欀礀Ⰰ
00:27:59:07 00:28:00:19 a zeal of ice,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㔀㨀　㔀 愀 瀀爀椀攀猀琀 漀昀 氀攀洀漀渀Ⰰ 愀 猀氀甀最 漀昀 洀椀氀欀Ⰰ
00:28:07:02 00:28:09:06 two-and-a-half litres of air,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㌀ 愀渀搀 愀 昀椀渀最攀爀 漀昀 猀氀甀最 猀栀漀琀⸀
00:28:15:15 00:28:20:14 We will also need some warm, warm,਀眀愀爀洀Ⰰ 眀愀爀洀Ⰰ 眀愀爀洀Ⰰ 眀愀爀洀攀猀琀 洀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ
00:28:20:22 00:28:23:20 which is achieved by my saying these words,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㘀 瀀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䴀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀愀礀㼀
00:28:48:12 00:28:50:18 (IMITATING TRUMPET PLAYING)਀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀 匀漀甀瀀礀 琀眀椀猀琀⸀